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- Bryan Stars: What do you want written on your tombstone?
- Kellin Quinn: I want to be cremated so I won't have a tombstone.
- Justin Hills: I want to be cremated too, and put in pepper shakers all over the world.
- Kellin: I want to be cremated and put in children's sandboxes at school.
- Justin: So Kellin can play with little boys forever.
- Kellin: Oh God, dude. Our band's going down after this. No more CD sales. No more shows.
friendly reminder that your favorite celebrity might be taking a shit right now
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A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know
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that band that you really like but never bothered to learn the members’ names
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why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated like
No one believes his story
They think he made it up because he never has cool anecdotes to share
Because there’s no way this could happen no way
Even he doesn’t believe it was a real thing that happened in his life sometimes
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
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